Ahh, console video games (or vidcons as I call them). the ultimate medium of expression, able to convey any emotion ranging from hatred to love, loyalty to fear, all in front of our eyes. Ah, and with lovingly crafted art, music, and the ability to control the action, vidcons are the ultimate combination of the high arts. While I tend to play the stoic, I will be the first to admit that vidcons haven driven me to cry, to scream and shout, to feel actual hate; such is the power of this force beyond our wildest reckoning. And here I am, before you, to temp your tongues with the taint of such a tantalizing topic.
And the Japanese, the true geniuses behind the world of video games. Pah, I throw my scorn upon such incompetents of the West who would mock the true art of the Japanese with 'games' such as Baldur's Gate and Madden. Perhaps it is that the West is not as intelligent as the East, but this is a matter for another day. Japan has given us such masterpieces as the Final Fantasy series, Star Ocean, Wild Arms, and of course, Arc the Lad. Yes, some of the finest vidcons in the world were created by Japanese. I come to you today to ask you in all earnesty, what is your favorite vidcon? I will reveal mine after the grand debate has illustriously begun, but not before the first poster falls victim to my plot of discussion.
In other words, this is a thread on an imaginary forum our avatars frequent. The topic can fluctuate, and its mostly just general discussion.
Godzilla
Knew it! - Monster Under The Bed!Shadow
SKREEEEEEEONK!
Har har har
This Bowser guy sounds like a crappy date. Doesn't he know there are manners for courting ladies? You have to act classy on your first date, not all whiny and childish!
Granted, Bowser seems like some kind of evil overlord. But that's not an excuse to not have standards: did he at least send a goon to get your attention first?
Edited by m-95 on Nov 2nd 2022 at 2:36:11 PM
Please visit the "AITA" forum game
Godzilla
Yet again I met the love of my life through a mousetrap. - Monster Under The Bed!Shadow
SKREEEEEEEONK!
Peach's "not amused" state
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Not really, he just ambushed and captured me (like he always does), he usually lock me inside a cage in his castle afterwards. It was sure different today, but no less annoying, he even forced me to kiss him at multiple occasions. Also, trust me, there are times where he's way worse.
Edited by Coock-atoo on Nov 2nd 2022 at 5:56:49 PM
oh hey it's that guy from the thing!
Browser?
He can, however, feel sad, like when his wife left him.
Peach's "not amused" state
I'm sure he'd try to kill (or at least severly injure) you two if he ever saw you misnaming him like that.
oh hey it's that guy from the thing!
I doubt a web browser can do anything to me.
Four's super powerful anyway!
Edited by nonalienpersonyep on Nov 2nd 2022 at 1:26:26 PM
He can, however, feel sad, like when his wife left him.
Peach's "not amused" state
Good for you, althought i'm not sure if Four's puissance would be enough to stop him from attacking you two.
Edited by Coock-atoo on Nov 2nd 2022 at 6:31:37 PM
Business Youkai of the Mountain
I remember that Bowser guy not being so mean in those outside world "video games" I played.
Peach's "not amused" state
oh hey it's that guy from the thing!
Take me to browser I wanna beat him up
i love making four seem like just a goofy guy that isn't all-powerful
He can, however, feel sad, like when his wife left him.
Peach's "not amused" state
He's probably too busy trying to repair what mario destroyed on his castle and spending time with his son.
oh hey it's that guy from the thing!
I do not care. I will dismember his son and bring a battering ram to topple his castle.
...Please don't.
Who are you to stop me? You can't even figure out your own value.
Edited by nonalienpersonyep on Nov 2nd 2022 at 2:04:43 PM
He can, however, feel sad, like when his wife left him.
Business Youkai of the Mountain
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Yeah, and fighting that big sword guy together.
Peach's "not amused" state
Fighting him will probably bring more trouble than it's worth, so i think you should listen to the little yellow guy.
Oh, are you talking about "Smash Bros" ? I'm in that game since the "Melee" edition and it's very fun.
Business Youkai of the Mountain
No that's a fighting game isn't it? I played one of those turn based ones.
Extreme math nerd
Fire Emblem? Oh wait, Final Fantasy?
Also hi Peach. I should probably warn you that this thread sometimes gets overrun by psychopaths, so be careful.
Edited by StepexNo2 on Nov 2nd 2022 at 7:24:51 PM
"What I don‘t like about measure theory is that you have to say 'almost everywhere' almost everywhere." - Attributed to Kurt Friedrichs
Peach's "not amused" state
Yep, i even joined this thread because some overlord decided to vaporize half of my kingdom over Waluigi's color text.
Yes, it's a game where you have to fight your opponent until he is thrown out of the arena.
Edited by Coock-atoo on Nov 2nd 2022 at 7:35:16 PM
oh hey it's that guy from the thing!
I'm not gonna listen to X right now! They abandoned me in my time of need!
...all I did was say one word to Two before you stopped me...and the "need" was getting a pickle jar open.
You know what, fair enough. I forgive you, yellow buddy.
So you won't beat up Bowser?
No, still doing that.
He can, however, feel sad, like when his wife left him.
Peach's "not amused" state
Well. If he ever get to you two, have fun, i guess. I won't go to his castle and tell him that a number want to fight him, i will probably be captured again and having a forced date with him was bad enough.
Godzilla
Recently I have heard messages of a monarch of a foreign nation destroying a good portion of another sovereign nation, and I will not stand with this! I’m the only one that gets to cross off my Geneva Checklist! That means only I can declare war for unfathomably petty reasons! - Snapcube!Shadow
Edited by GeneralGigan on Nov 2nd 2022 at 2:58:18 PM
SKREEEEEEEONK!
Peach's "not amused" state
Oh, hello Sonic's rival (?). I didn't know you were a president now.
Edited by Coock-atoo on Nov 2nd 2022 at 8:25:55 PM
Godzilla
Yes, I now give people the illusion of choice too! - Snapcube!Shadow
SKREEEEEEEONK!
oh hey it's that guy from the thing!
How about you give them a choice normally instead of an illusion?
He can, however, feel sad, like when his wife left him.
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I'm kinda experienced in what it look like to be kidnapped. Some people (like my friend Daisy) even mock me for that.
If you all want to know how the date went, it was pretty chaotic. Bowser took me to some kind of restaurant and ordered the kids menu to get a toy. When he realised that there was no toy on the menu, he complained, threw a tantrum, and even threatened to throw the staff into lava. They tried to get him out but it ended up in a huge fight and in the end the whole restaurant was blown to smithereens.
Edited by Coock-atoo on Nov 2nd 2022 at 5:26:47 PM