Your army sucks.
What accursed servant of Slaanesh wrote this text?
Sorry, I can't hear you from my FLYING METAL BOX!
Go away.
...I can so not spawn tentacles. If I could, though, yeah, that's pretty much what I'd use them for.
Always touching and looking. Piss off.
If I find whoever wrote this, I will make sure to come for them earlier than usual.
"Of course, Satsuki-sama."
Why is the skeleton taking off his leg in this story? And then he... he...
-Bursts into tears-
"Oh, dear. The toad, the monkey, and the dog have all screwed up."
Geomancer
WAKE ME UP NOW!!
You got some dirt on you. Here's some more!
What the... FUCK?!
I'm just a ten-year old boy, and they have porn on this stuff too? -kills self, an "Oh my god, They Killed Kenny" heard-
I now go by Graf von Tirol.
A Pheasant Experience
(*shoots computer*)
And "Reality" is unveiled. What did it want...? What did it see...? What did it hear...? What did it think...? What did it do...?
"Of course, Satsuki-sama."
Wow, I find a big ship in this story! I wonde how many pix I sell it for?
-Reads-
-Is unable to cry, rendered completely speechless by what she just read-
"Oh, dear. The toad, the monkey, and the dog have all screwed up."
Alright... this is a cute WAFF, but still kind of fucking ridiculous. Why must she be the first to unveil Mysterion?
I now go by Graf von Tirol.
Your army sucks.
Me? And the Nightbringer? Lucius did you do this?!
Sorry, I can't hear you from my FLYING METAL BOX!
"Of course, Satsuki-sama."
-Reads horrible rape-filled guro fic-
-Bursts into tears and curls up into a ball, only recovering after a great deal of consoling from Tear-
"Oh, dear. The toad, the monkey, and the dog have all screwed up."
>HB:Vomit.
Geomancer
>Fennel: Cry.
edited 28th Jan '11 2:44:01 PM by Marioguy128
You got some dirt on you. Here's some more!
A Pheasant Experience
(*annihilates computer, and the 3 city blocks behind it with a wall of bullets*)
And "Reality" is unveiled. What did it want...? What did it see...? What did it hear...? What did it think...? What did it do...?
(She equips Hand Sonic and slices the computer in half.)
No! I don't care the fact that my new design wears a flannel coat, I wouldn't sleep with a homeless man, much less a human!
Usually here.
0_.
For the last time, I don't work in the porno circut!
"USE YOUR WORDS NOT THE FABRIC OF THE UNIVERSE" ''memyselfand I 2"
OH MY GOD THIS IS THE GREATEST SLASH OF ME I HAVE EVER READ IN MY LIFE!
edited 28th Jan '11 9:15:47 PM by EarlOfSandvich
I now go by Graf von Tirol.
->King 1: What the fuck?
->King 2: That's total shit!
->King 3: This person has a fucked up mind...
->King 4: I have something to tell these fuckwads...
->King 5: THAT'S SO HOT! *drools*
—>*other Kings kill King 5*
edited 29th Jan '11 1:02:23 PM by StongRadd
A Pheasant Experience
(*knocks over computer*)
And "Reality" is unveiled. What did it want...? What did it see...? What did it hear...? What did it think...? What did it do...?
To Object or Not Object?
Oh, dear Eve, this is one of the few things I actually want to forget.
It's more frustrating waiting for the asskicking than the asskicking itself.
"Of course, Satsuki-sama."
I... I don't dislike this one but I don't know why...
"Oh, dear. The toad, the monkey, and the dog have all screwed up."
This story has to be a bad dream. It just has to!
You got some dirt on you. Here's some more!