Naruto

You vegetarians make me sick! Humans were meant to eat meat!

I wouldn't like Sasuke even if he killed Sasuke. That's how much I don't like Sasuke.

Delicious protein. Chicken, beef, even fish every now and then. Delicious grilled fish. Peanut butter sandwiches. Racks of ribs $5/pound at a local grocery store...

Kabutops is basically better in every way than Orochimaru and Tsunade combined, except he doesn't have super-strength. For lulz, he should grow his hair out and use that for needles, and become the true successor to the Sannin.

edited 1st Feb '12 5:06:50 PM by wanderlustwarrior

@kay Ewww. Gross. You're a damn hippie.

I agree with Cru. Humans are supposed to eat meat. That's just not natural.

I would lke Sasuke more if he killed Naruto and then himself.

edited 1st Feb '12 4:50:01 PM by TheWesterner

But as a vegetarian I have the MORAL HIGHGROUND!!!

My fruits cannot be beat.

Feh, I'd rather eat fruits AND meats.

But we eat fruit and meat. Therefore, we win because we got more stuff.

And having more stuff is what it's all about.

And morality means nothing in the face of a rock.

Impossible!

Meat only dirties the purity that is fruits.

edited 1st Feb '12 5:03:40 PM by kay4today

@kay You would say that, you fruit.

I have no doubt, kay.*

EDIT: stupid ninja's ruining my awesome jokes.

edited 1st Feb '12 5:07:43 PM by OhnoaBear

I knew that someone would say that. I just knew it.

I'm a fruit? Mmm... I'm an apple!

edited 1st Feb '12 5:06:09 PM by kay4today

I want to own a restaurant after I retire. It's menu would be almost entirely fruit and meat. International selection of dishes, too.

I want that damn strawberry pie.

I prefer to cut apples while I eat them.

I have a fairly meat heavy diet, for the record.

You know, an apple glazed steak would probably be really tasty. I wonder if anyone sells that?

edited 1st Feb '12 5:10:14 PM by OhnoaBear

I have my servant-woman to cut my apples.

You guys! Apples should never be peeled or cut!

That's a strange thing to call your mother. Does she know you do that?

Moral high grounds give me a nosebleed

Animals used to hunt our ancestors and eat them. Therefore we should continue the cycle of hatred and eat them. #Winning

[1] Also, your avatar is what I now assume you look like, IRL.

Don't be silly. Eat animals because they are tasty, not out of revenge.

edited 1st Feb '12 5:18:40 PM by OhnoaBear

You're just jealous of my tofu.

I was vegetarian for a while ... fucking Whale Wars *

But it turns out a lack of meat turns me into a raging bitch and I somehow gained 20 pounds in two months. :p

edited 1st Feb '12 5:20:40 PM by Vyctorian

How could anyone ever be jealous about anything related to tofu?

To be fair, I know several people who became vegans out of necessity (severe allergies, illness, etc).

EDIT: As an omnivore, I feel it is my duty to inform you guys that tofu is awesome.

edited 1st Feb '12 5:20:53 PM by Autumncomet

Sounds like jealousy to me!

Marry me?

edited 1st Feb '12 5:21:46 PM by kay4today

I like my soy raw not in bricks that look like lard