- The Masked Man: I love memes. There is no quicker way to out yourself as having no real opinion or thoughts on the topic than to just quote something someone on 4chan said 5 years ago. It's even better when you realize the person who started the meme probably hates everyone for stealing their material and then using it wrong.
Another bit player of the internet. Wastes his time trying to learn every piece of knowledge in the universe in the futile belief that enough of it will provide true enlightenment on the nature of existence. Started as a jerkass youth with radical hedonistic tendencies. Through trials and tribulations has converted into an Anarchistic Chaotic Nuetral Vegetarian Pacifist with Obsessive qualities.
Current Under Takings:
- Creating Pages For:
- The Webcomic SEEDLESS
- The Webcomic Nerf This
- The Webcomic UFO
- Filling Pages for:
- The Webcomic Daisy Is Dead
- The Webcomic No Pink Ponies
- The Webcomic Cute Wendy
This Troper's life provides examples of:
- Berserk Button: Don't call me Short. Got over it eventually.
- Catchphrase: 'I don't even begin where to know.'
- Chew Toy: Almost Literally. I have been attacked by dogs more often then anyone I have ever met.
- Cloud Cuckoo Lander: Averted and Played Straight. I'll often forget important conversations from an hour ago but remember in flawless detail mundane conversations from 6 months ago.
- Corrupt the Cutie: Discovered the internet at age 11, porn at age 12, and the single most evil and disturbing act I have ever seen at age 13. Spiraling Depression, followed by Jerkass attitude, but I Got Better.
- Crowning Moment Of Awesome: The day I stood between a girl and her drunken, aluminum bat swinging ex-boyfriend. They had broken up and he was... not taking it well. Bonus points for ignoring my classmates advice to "Not get involved.", ignoring that I barely knew the girl, and knowing full well her boyfriend hated my guts (from previous encounters).
- Rule of Three: 'Brooding, Mysterious, Weird.'
- Twofer Token Minority: Actually Three. 50% Puerto Rican, 25% Irish, 25% Italian. Ancestors were the hated Immigrants of New York from 1840 to 1950!
This Troper has Hobbies Including:
Plays Video Games:
- Team Fortress 2 and how
- Call Of Duty
- Bioshock
- The Elder Scrolls
- Super Mario Bros
- Pokémon off and on again relationship
- Ratchet And Clank
- Left 4 Dead
- Disgaea
- Metal Slug
- Kirby
Watches TV and Anime:
- The Colbert Report
- Conan
- Eureka
- Family Guy
- South Park
- Soul Eater
- Yu Yu Hakusho but only till the Dark Tournament Arc. Things went too DBZ after that.
- Full Metal Alchemist Brotherhood
- Robot Chicken
- The Walking Dead
- Psych
Reads Books:
- The Dark Tower
- The Stand
- Misery
- The Lord Of Rings
- 1984
- Harry Potter
- Enchanted Forest Chronicles
- Animal Farm
- The Killing Joke
- Joker'sAsylum
- SQUEE's Wonderful Big Giant Book Of Unspeakable Horrors
- Calvin And Hobbes
Reads Webcomics:
A LOT OF WEBCOMICS:
- Gunnerkrigg Court
- Girly
- Zap!
- Twokinds
- Penny And Aggie
- Venus Envy
- Nerf Now!!
- Nerf This
- Daisy Is Dead
- UFO
- No Pink Ponies
- Penny Arcade
- Wapsi Square
- Dead Winter
- Cuanta Vida
- VG Cats
- Questionable Content
- Yu Me Dream
- 8-bitTheater
- Bob And George
- House Pets!
- Dresden Codak
- Hark A Vagrant
- Evil Diva
- Dawnof Time
- Pawn
- Sinfest
- Sandra And Woo
- Shortpacked
- Las Lindas
- Looking For Group
- Octopus Pie
- Flipside
- Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
- Sparkling Generation Valykrie Yuuki
- Sister Claire
- Alone in a Crowd
- Bitter Sweet Candy Bowl
- Lightbringer
- Seedless
- Sequential Art
- XKCD
- Geeks Next Door
- Nedroid
- Zebra Girl
- Collar6
- Awkward Zombie
- Between Failures
- Menage A 3
- Out There
- Treading Ground
- Kid With Experience
- Cyanide and Happiness
- Tasha'sComic
- Lowroad Comics
- Exploitation Now
- Sexy Losers
- Cute Wendy
- Wendy
- F@nboy$
- Slackerz
- Chainsaw Suit
- Pv P Online
- RPG World
