Hello. I am a recent troper, having joined in November of 2015. As you may guess from my name, I am a big fan of Douglas Adams' work, especially The Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy.
Tropes that describe me:
Big Eater: But very thin.
Child Hater: Downplayed. I don't particularly like anyone under the age of 8 due to their hyperactivity.
Cuteness Overload: As I type this, I am looking at an ad showing cute cheetah cubs and trying not to squee loudly. (Nice timing, Ad Server.)
Deadpan Snarker: If I can use sarcasm, I will. No matter what.