"Never compromise. Not even in the face of Armageddon."
— Rorschach, Watchmen (2009)
Dark blonde hair, NOT light brown.
A smart, intelligent, twenty-something sapiosexual male born in Colorado, currently making the best of Washington's
His twisted sense of humour isn't for everyone, but if you can make it past the self-deprecation
Tropes That May Be Used to Describe This Particular Troper
- Adorkable: Played straight, oddly enough. There is no sweeter joy than spending an evening in with m'lady
- Anime Hair: My untamable ahoge has been a source of great frustration for every hairdresser I've ever met.
- Berserk Button: Just don't call me blonde.
- Brown Eyes: Dark brown, almost black. Comes in handy when all the normies I hang out with need two pairs of sunglasses to even leave the house.
- Badass Mustache: Self-explanatory.
- Catchphrase: "I'm gonna fucking squirt", much to the chagrin of my significant other.
- Cunning Linguist: Japanese, Spanish, ASL - you name it, I probably speak it better than you.
- Evil Laugh: You mean...the chaos emeralds? Muahahahaha.
- Huge Guy, Tiny Girl: My current partner is three feet shorter than me. Yep.
- Important Haircut
- Intelligence Equals Isolation: It's lonely at the top.
- Jerk with a Heart of Gold
- Living Aphrodisiac: Or so I've been told.
- Love Across Battlelines: For years I've been in an elaborate, life or death game of cat-and-mouse with one of my ex-roommates. At one point we made a sacred vow to one day kill each other. I am now dating that woman.
- Tall, Dark, and Snarky:
