- Shrug of God: In a conversation about what pronouns to use for the Captain, the author replied with one of these.4LS: This came up in the comments a while ago, but I don't think many people picked up on it. So, I suppose it's about time I jumped in and made some sort of OFFICIAL STATEMENT ABOUT THE CONTENTS OF THE CAPTAIN'S TROUSERS.
The Short Version:
I don't know what the Captain's gender / sex is. Feel free to assign it as you like, as it has no bearing on this story whatsoever.
Trivia / Kaspall