This is the Tear Jerker page for the satirical web video Debt Limit. If you don't feel like crying or thinking about financial woes in your head due to personal crises in your own life, feel free to avoid reading this page.
- THE BABY HAS TO PAY ALL OF HER DAD'S $140,270 DEBT PLUS INTERESTS!!!
- And that's not all of it. Her dad hasn't vowed to stop borrowing more that he can afford to pay back, now he wants to buy a brand new car after he convinced the loan officer to raise his debt limit yet again.
- What's more heartbreaking is who actually made that baby inherit so much debt.
- When the baby grows up, she'll never find a husband who will want to marry her.
- The baby girl might attempt suicide by either jumping off something, hanging herself from a tree, shooting herself in the head with a Colt Python, cyanide pills or at least fake her death when she realizes what kind of paperwork she signed.
- To pay off all her dad's debt, the baby girl will probably have to resort to prostitution and skip preschool, kindergarten, elementary, middle school, high school, college, etc.
- Even if the baby girl were to burn down the bank with explosives, kill her dad as payback, murder the loan officer then find the original hard copy document that officer made her sign and burn that as well, she has no chance of ever getting out of the debt since the officer must have surely made both hard and electronic copies and distributed them to his bank's records by now.
