After the gang returns for a new semester, London finds she doesn't have enough closet space, Cody deals with his voice cracking, and Zack's fake welcome buddy plan falls flat when Woody reveals it to his target. The whole gang ends up in London's closet lifeboat and Woody accidentally sets them adrift in the Pacific Ocean. After escaping sharks and arguing over supplies, Cody and Bailey argue about which way to set sail, and though the crew sides with Bailey, Cody changes the sail during the night, landing them on a deserted island. Bailey angrily breaks up with Cody. Cody thinks that manly outdoorsman Zack is winning Bailey's heart over the next few days. London, however, thinks that she has won an all-expense paid trip to a five-star island resort, and Woody is stuck with keeping up the facade. Cody desperately tries to win Bailey back, and comes up with a plan to get everyone back to the ship. Meanwhile, Mr. Moseby and Ms. Tutweiller search the ship for the five teens, and end up adrift in their own boat, having the same argument that Cody and Bailey.
Tropes
- Always Someone Better: Similar to "Ah! Wilderness!" Cody feels out of his depth and lacks survival skills, something that Zack excels at. He fears that Bailey is falling for him until Zack reminds that Cody's strength is his intelligence.
- Exactly What It Says on the Tin: The title of the episode.
- Lost at Sea: The gang is cast adrift after falling into London's clothing boat.
- Obfuscating Stupidity: London knew that this was no resort all along, she just pretended to be clueless to avoid work.
- Sickening Sweethearts: Cody and Bailey's cheesy flirting makes the others borderline nauseous.
