Release: April 8, 2008
Film: Cloverfield (2008) (trailer)
Tagline: The Nostalgia Critic takes a look at the Cloverfield Trailer.
This review contains examples of:
- Bread, Eggs, Breaded Eggs: The Critic's speculation on who the film's monster could be.Critic: Is it Donkey Kong? My money's on Donkey Kong! After he got drunk on all those barrels of beer, he rampages through the city, seeking out all the Italian plumbers. Or, you know, it is J. J. Abrams. Maybe it's the black smoke, from Lost! He got off the island, and now he's looking for a nice industrial plant to call home. No, no. I bet it's J.J. Abrams' production logo, the Bad Robot! He goes stomping through the city looking for the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man, because there's only room for one giant homicidal corporate logo in this town! Maybe it's not a monster at all. Maybe it's Jesus. Maybe he just wanted to give The Bible a twist ending, so he decides to rampage through the city. Maybe it's all four of 'em... maybe it's a giant robotic Donkey Kong Jesus riding a puff of smoke. Holy shit, that'd be really cool... but highly improbable!
