After having their packages stolen by porch pirates, the Teen Titans try to catch the culprits, but end up shanghaied by the crew.
Tropes:
- Gilligan Cut: After being backstabbed by the porch pirates and abandoned on an island (in a parking lot) surrounded by land sharks, Robin declares "We'll find a way off of this island in no time!" Cut to two weeks later, and the Titans are still there.
- Impossible Theft: The Porch Pirates are able to steal a package within seconds of anyone taking their eyes off of it.
- Literal Metaphor: The "Porch Pirates", usually just a term to describe package thieves, look like actual high-seas scallywags with eyepatches and peg legs, as well as their own ship. However, their clothes and weapons are made out of cardboard.
- Time-Passage Beard: After two weeks of being stuck on a parking lot island, the Teen Titans have all grown beards, including the girls.
