God: Howard Hughes reveals that God dresses casual and plays a lot of golf.
The Grim Reaper: Death tries to get a pint in his local boozer only to keep getting paged to get back to the Kremlin.
I'm a Humanitarian: The body at the hospital laundry is apparently going to be part of a massive serving of sweet and sour pork.
Human Chess: Vincent Price assembles a group of celebrities at his haunted house to create a human chess board.
Humble Goal: Bruce Springsteen sings about his dream of being a woodwork teacher.
Luvvies: The episode opens with David Coleman commentating on who's the first to burst into tears at the Oscars.
Put on a Bus: When Diana explains that the royal family's life is a Soap Opera, she explains that Andrew isn't actually in The Falklands but is actually having a break from the series.
