Celebrity Endorsement: Donald Sinden doesn't understand the difference between the original and improved versions of the Reptiles Bland Blend coffee he endorses.
Invisibility: Tom King sings about the fact that he's been able to keep his position as the minister responsible for employment out of the press because he's invisible.
Fat Slob: Liz Taylor hosts a cooking show where she messily eats lots of high-calorie foods.
Product Placement: One old MP drones on about how great it is that TV coverage in Parliament hasn't brought the House into disrepute, all the while surrounded by MPs plugging various products.
The Stinger: This week it's the infamous "Vegetables" sketch.
