You Can Build the Perfect Golem Girl, But Don't Let the Girl You Base Her Off of Find Out. Cum to the Land of Dreams on the Light of the Will o' the Wisps!
- Original Airdate: February 15, 2020
You Can Build the Perfect Golem Girl!
- Manga Placement: Volume 2, Chapter 13
Summary
Stunk and Zel don't know which species to review next, so Meidri suggests choosing their next Review on the species of the next customer, which happens to be a very featureless clay golem. Meidri can barely hide her laughter at the expression on Stunk's face when he spots the Golem.With Crim and Kanchal in tow, the boys end up at The Sex Marionette. The receptionist explains that they can customize the succubus first before having sex with her. With so much options, Crim finds himself stuck finalizing his build. Kanchal manages to whip up a convincing copy of Meidri by the time the other three guys have given up trying to design an ideal golem.
...But Don't Let the Girl You Base Her Off of Find Out.
Meidri is surprised with the overall high review scores, and somewhat disappointed/annoyed that they didn't end up with an amusingly unsexy experience. Out of curiosity, she asks Crim what they've built, only to be answered with a fearful apology. Unfortunately for the reviewers, this leads to her figuring out the truth, resulting in a painful thrashing being delivered by her creeped-out anger.Tropes specific to the segment
- Added Alliterative Appeal: The personality cores all have alliterative names such as First-time Filly, Horny Harlot, Modest Maiden, and Sweet Strumpet.
- Animate Body Parts: This brothel has magically created worm-like creatures that can be best described as being living onaholes that are used for the dolls. The customers are allowed to take one home since the brothel obviously can't reuse them.
- Character Customization: The Sex Marionette's main feature allows the customer to create any golem of size and shape thanks to a near-limitless selection of body parts. However, it requires an artistic ability to make a realistic character. Those who lack it can play with pre-made golems.
- Megaton Punch: As Meidri lifts Kanchal up, she delivers a mighty punch that flew him so high, he ended up hanging on a blade of a ceiling fan.
- Pervert Revenge Mode: When Meidri finds out who the guys have based their new golems on, there is no mercy upon any of them.
- Quicksand Box: An In-Universe example, where Crim ends up getting stuck on what to build.
- Ridiculously Human Robots: Stunk's imagination of a Robot Girl resembles the closest to a human.
- Roaring Rampage of Revenge: Meidri savagely punishes all of the reviewers for using her image for their personal golems. Since Crim is no different, he suffers her wrath as well.
- Robot Girl: Before reaching The Sex Marionette, this is the more positive imagination in Stunk's head for what having sex with a golem would be like.
- Shout-Out: The robot girl Stunk imagines runs Linux.
- Uncanny Valley: In-Universe. It's noted that getting the face right is hard. Which is why the brothel provides prefab heads.
- Unwitting Instigator of Doom: Crim's fearful apologies to Meidri let her put two and two together on what they've built as their succu-girls, leading to all four of the boys being beaten in her anger.
Cum to the Land of Dreams on the Light of the Will o' the Wisps!
- Manga Placement: Volume 1, Chapter 11
Summary
It's holiday season for the Land of Darkness, and Crim feels weary from the presence of the many dark spirits that visit Ale & Eats, so Zel suggests visiting a place filled with light. Unsurprisingly, it turns out to be a brothel. Inside, the Will O' Wisp women welcome the boys to a very, shall we say communal, arrangement.Poor Crim can see through the light effects the Will O' Wisps use for an illusion of privacy and ends up giving the place a '0' out of pure mortification, the entire experience leaving him even more drained.
Tropes specific to the segment
- Blinded by the Light: Will O' Wisps shine so brightly in such a way that seeing inside and anywhere further than a foot from your face is impossible... at least, that's how it is for most species. Crim being an angel, and thus used to perceiving incredibly bright light, was able to see EVERYTHING going on in there, which made him so embarrassed he wanted to get out of there as soon as possible and never come back. He gave the place a great big 0 as a result.
- Running Gag: Crim's impressive size is once more on display. A pillar of light is shown to shoot up to the ceiling right from his crotch. While not as huge, it's still a play on how hung he is compared to the implications from the fairy episode.
- Squick: In-Universe. The girls don't bathe often and the fact that the only option is an orgy pit (where it's easy to step in a puddle of cum) is off-putting to a lot of people (races who usually mate in orgies like it better).
