Hey now when I'm knocking on your door
This special delivery is yours
My infatuation, it's true
Hello, got something for you
It'll blow you away
This special delivery is yours
My infatuation, it's true
Hello, got something for you
It'll blow you away
"My correspondence [...] is, as you know, a varied one, and I am somewhat upon my guard against any packages which reach me."
— Sherlock Holmes, brushing off a particularly nasty close call.
"So you're telling me you've met the guy who delivers death to every doorstep? And you survived? Look, he doesn't just show up in a UPS box. He shows up in mailboxes, birthday boxes, boom boxes, toolboxes...this guy is nothing but a killing MACHINE!"
— The Box Assassin
