They've got allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters,
trash compactors, juice extractors, shower rods and water meters,
walkie-talkies, copper wires, safety goggles, radial tires,
BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers,
picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters,
paint removers, window louvres, masking tape and plastic gutters,
kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables,
hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles,
pesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication,
metal roofing, waterproofing, multi-purpose insulation,
air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors,
tire gauges, hamster cages, thermostats and bug deflectors,
trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumcisers,
tennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and Energizers,
Soffit panels, circuit breakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers,
calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers...
trash compactors, juice extractors, shower rods and water meters,
walkie-talkies, copper wires, safety goggles, radial tires,
BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers,
picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters,
paint removers, window louvres, masking tape and plastic gutters,
kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables,
hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles,
pesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication,
metal roofing, waterproofing, multi-purpose insulation,
air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors,
tire gauges, hamster cages, thermostats and bug deflectors,
trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumcisers,
tennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and Energizers,
Soffit panels, circuit breakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers,
calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers...
— "Weird Al" Yankovic, "Hardware Store"
Welcome to All-in-One Mart. The only store big enough to swallow your town!
— Arthur
I got headphones. I got tentpoles
I got ten toes with ingrowns.
I got pimples.
You hit the jackpot, man.
You win big and some.
How much you want to spend, babe?
That’s all it depends on.
Banjo stings, and sandal strings.
Ham strings, candle strings, and cuff links.
Got bangles, candles, and Cadillac handles.
Come back next week I'll teach y'all to tango.
I got ten toes with ingrowns.
I got pimples.
You hit the jackpot, man.
You win big and some.
How much you want to spend, babe?
That’s all it depends on.
Banjo stings, and sandal strings.
Ham strings, candle strings, and cuff links.
Got bangles, candles, and Cadillac handles.
Come back next week I'll teach y'all to tango.
— Galactic (With Lyrics Born), "I Got It (What You Need)"
"The strongest springs in the world? Of course, I sell them, since they also happens to be the most expensives!"
— Achille Talon, Vincent Poursan
Phineas: Wow, think of it, Ferb. Fifty-two million, six-hundred thirty-seven thousand square acres of unbridled consumerism all under one roof.Useless trivia
Ferb: (whistles)
Phineas: You can whistle that again.
Ferb:' (whistles)
Ferb: (whistles)
Phineas: You can whistle that again.
Ferb:' (whistles)
— The two title characters of Phineas and Ferb at the Super-Duper-Megastore, "Vanessassary Roughness"
We got chrome-plated carburetors, calibrated regulators,
Tube socks, cuckoo clocks, multi-colored alligators.
Taxidermy jackalope, presidential bar of soap,
You can find it all at the Swap Meet.
[...]
Purple padded toilet seat, dolphin made of concrete,
Hubcaps, mud flaps, food that isn't safe to eat.
Macramé dust mop, curtain made of pop tops,
You can find it all at the Swap Meet.
You can find it all at the Swap Meet!
Tube socks, cuckoo clocks, multi-colored alligators.
Taxidermy jackalope, presidential bar of soap,
You can find it all at the Swap Meet.
[...]
Purple padded toilet seat, dolphin made of concrete,
Hubcaps, mud flaps, food that isn't safe to eat.
Macramé dust mop, curtain made of pop tops,
You can find it all at the Swap Meet.
You can find it all at the Swap Meet!
— Lyrics to "Danville Swap Meet", Phineas and Ferb, "Tri-State Treasure: Boot of Secrets"
Costco has everything you can think of, from coffee refills to wine to rotisserie chicken. Costco has the most random shit. You wander off on an adventure down an aisle and you find something new in a batch of a thousand. Costco is so big and full of shit that it feels like you’ve broken into someone’s storage house.
