Lambert: You don't even exist, Fisher. You can't get a medal for this.
Fisher: Medals don't help me sleep at night, Lambert.
Fisher: Medals don't help me sleep at night, Lambert.
Person: Why do you always go on all these side-quests and play your character like a goody two-shoes?
Me [tearfully]: BECAUSE IN VIDEO GAMES I CAN HELP EVERYONE
Me [tearfully]: BECAUSE IN VIDEO GAMES I CAN HELP EVERYONE
— editoress, Tumblr