Quotes / Third Wheel

"Remember how much fun we had that day at the amusement park? Or you guys did, and I sat behind you by myself."

— Breaking Up With Your Throuple (Hot Date), CollegeHumor

You took me out for waffles and to the movies
I was hoping for romance
You even took me to the Mexican circus
I thought there was a chance we'd be alone

I could've wished a thousand wishes
For Steve to disappear
What the fuck's your fucking problem?
Why's he always here?

— Garfunkel and Oates, "Me, You, and Steve"

"Who am I kidding, it was terrible! There's nothing worse than being a third wheel, and the worst part is... you never get over it! You're scarred for life!"

— Jerry Russo, Wizards of Waverly Place

"[Undine] approaches Melty Frost and Melty Flame, but they are so aggressively shoujo-in-love she fears being sparkled right outta the picture and leaves.

HEY THEY COULDA BEEN UP FOR A THRUPLE, YOU NEVER KNOW IF YOU DON'T ASK UNDINE."

— Writing for Love and Justice on Sleepless Domain

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