Homer Simpson: Hello. I am Homer Simpson, or as some of you have dubbed me, Father Goose. You know, everybody believed the worst of me right away.; nobody cares that I didn't do it. But I didn't! OK, look I've done some bad things in my life, but harassing women isn't one of them. Like one time, we were having this race with the stupid old bicycle with the big wheel in front, so I figure "We'll see about that!". So I get this big chunk of cinderblock and...
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