Homer Simpson: Hello. I am Homer Simpson, or as some of you have dubbed me, Father Goose. You know, everybody believed the worst of me right away.; nobody cares that I didn't do it. But I didn't! OK, look I've done some bad things in my life, but harassing women isn't one of them. Like one time, we were having this race with the stupid old bicycle with the big wheel in front, so I figure "We'll see about that!". So I get this big chunk of cinderblock and...
Mistress Lisa: You know how some men like women's legs, some like big breasts, some like long hair? Know what I like? I like butts. Men's beautiful behinds. You know what I like to do to gorgeous butts? I like to squeeze them, pinch them and caress them.
