Films — Live-Action
Scott Calvin: What if don't buy any of this Santa Clause thing? What if I choose not to believe it?
Bernard: Then there would be millions of disappointed children around the world. You see, children hold the spirit of Christmas within their hearts. You don't wanna be responsible for killing the spirit of Christmas, now would you... Santa?
Stewie: Brian, the cops are coming! Let's go!
Brian: We're just leaving like this? What about not wanting to ruin Christmas?
Stewie: It's already ruined! This was one house! We've been here for an hour and a half! An hour and a—First of all, we're not even Santa anymore, this has been a home invasion. But an hour and a half, Brian! It's gonna be light in six hours and we have to deliver to the whole rest of the world! There's two apartment buildings on this block alone!
Brian: No wonder Santa lost his mind! This is ridiculous! We can't do this!
Stewie: Nobody can! It's inhuman!
—Family Guy, "Road to the North Pole"
Jimmy: As for the Christmas presents, I'll deliver every one.
Lou: Ha! Who do you think you are, Santa himself?
Jimmy: No, that's the point. I'm just a regular kid, and if a kid can deliver everybody's Christmas presents using science, you'll all be forced to face the awesome, incredible truth: there is no Santa Claus!
Sheen: Okay, but the Easter Bunny's real, right?
—The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron, Boy Genius, "Holly Jolly Jimmy"
