"Did you get all that?"
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"Do you want to hear what I said again?"
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"Do you want to hear what I said again?"
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— Kaepora Gaebora, The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
"Hoo hoot! Little Link… Look up here! It appears that the time has finally come for you to start your adventure! You will encounter many hardships ahead… Like playing with your Legos one day and realizing it's not fun anymore. Coming to grips with the concept of time. Gradually losing the freedom which exists in knowing nothing. And learning that your friends are relative to where you are in life. Most friends only stay for a season, and usually because of your shared interests. But when you move on or your priorities change, so will a majority of your friends. That is your fate. Don't feel discouraged, even during the toughest times!
One day you'll find out that you owe the IRS $3,000. Then realize you misread the letter and you actually owe $30,000. And you'll learn that Chipotle isn't nearly as healthy as you thought. Sure they list the calories, fat, carbs, cholesterol and the 0g of sugar on the menu but they omit the amount of sodium drenched in everything. A single burrito with carnitas, cilantro-lime rice, sour cream, roasted chili corn salsa and cheese will fill you up with almost a day's worth of sodium. Enjoy your high blood pressure, stroke, heart failure, osteoporosis, stomach cancer, kidney disease, kidney stones and headaches. Maybe this isn't that great of an alternative to McDonald's after all. Convenience isn't very healthy. You have to eat 3 times a day for the rest of your life. You should learn how to do it well. You'd be surprised to see how much better your life goes when you eat well. That is your fate. Don't feel discouraged, even during the toughest times!
And learning that, despite all the government gorges out of you with taxes, they still waste billions of our hard-earned dollars on programs like studying mountain lions on treadmills, injecting hamsters with steroids and making them fight, and studying beer koozies. Beer koozies. The thing that keeps your drink cold. The $1,300,000 study conducted by 2 bright University of Washington students was to determine if beer koozies work. It turns out they do work. Groundbreaking stuff. Then there's accidentally spending $28,000,000 on green camouflage uniforms for the Afghan National Army. Afghanistan is 98% desert. They wasted $2,000,000 attempting to increase trust between Tunisian political parties and citizens. $10,000,000 on 'green growth' in Peru. $2,120,040,355.35 attempting to turn an abandoned mental hospital into a Department of Homeland Security HQ. And don't even get me started on the billion dollar Medicare schemes. Centers for Medicare and Medicaid paid $48,000,000,000 in improper payments in Fiscal Year 2018. Since Medicare is such a big program, it opens up all sorts of possibilities for abuse. It's all in Dr. Rand Paul's Summer 2019 Edition of 'The Waste Report'.
Go straight this way and you will see Hyrule Castle. You will meet a princess there… If you are lost and don't know which way to go, look at the Map. The areas you have explored will be shown on the Map. A map is a diagrammatic representation of an area of land or sea showing physical features, cities, roads, etc.. The word 'map' can also be used to talk about a chart or drawing that shows relationships between ideas, people, events, or anything else you can think about. Press 'START' to enter the subscreens and 'Z' or 'R' to find the Map. On the Map subscreen, you will also see a flashing dot showing you which way to go next. Did you get all that?"
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One day you'll find out that you owe the IRS $3,000. Then realize you misread the letter and you actually owe $30,000. And you'll learn that Chipotle isn't nearly as healthy as you thought. Sure they list the calories, fat, carbs, cholesterol and the 0g of sugar on the menu but they omit the amount of sodium drenched in everything. A single burrito with carnitas, cilantro-lime rice, sour cream, roasted chili corn salsa and cheese will fill you up with almost a day's worth of sodium. Enjoy your high blood pressure, stroke, heart failure, osteoporosis, stomach cancer, kidney disease, kidney stones and headaches. Maybe this isn't that great of an alternative to McDonald's after all. Convenience isn't very healthy. You have to eat 3 times a day for the rest of your life. You should learn how to do it well. You'd be surprised to see how much better your life goes when you eat well. That is your fate. Don't feel discouraged, even during the toughest times!
And learning that, despite all the government gorges out of you with taxes, they still waste billions of our hard-earned dollars on programs like studying mountain lions on treadmills, injecting hamsters with steroids and making them fight, and studying beer koozies. Beer koozies. The thing that keeps your drink cold. The $1,300,000 study conducted by 2 bright University of Washington students was to determine if beer koozies work. It turns out they do work. Groundbreaking stuff. Then there's accidentally spending $28,000,000 on green camouflage uniforms for the Afghan National Army. Afghanistan is 98% desert. They wasted $2,000,000 attempting to increase trust between Tunisian political parties and citizens. $10,000,000 on 'green growth' in Peru. $2,120,040,355.35 attempting to turn an abandoned mental hospital into a Department of Homeland Security HQ. And don't even get me started on the billion dollar Medicare schemes. Centers for Medicare and Medicaid paid $48,000,000,000 in improper payments in Fiscal Year 2018. Since Medicare is such a big program, it opens up all sorts of possibilities for abuse. It's all in Dr. Rand Paul's Summer 2019 Edition of 'The Waste Report'.
Go straight this way and you will see Hyrule Castle. You will meet a princess there… If you are lost and don't know which way to go, look at the Map. The areas you have explored will be shown on the Map. A map is a diagrammatic representation of an area of land or sea showing physical features, cities, roads, etc.. The word 'map' can also be used to talk about a chart or drawing that shows relationships between ideas, people, events, or anything else you can think about. Press 'START' to enter the subscreens and 'Z' or 'R' to find the Map. On the Map subscreen, you will also see a flashing dot showing you which way to go next. Did you get all that?"
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— Kaepora Gaebora, Something About Zelda: Ocarina of Time
