Frank Grimes: (looking at old photos of Homer) I-I'm sorry, isn't that...?
Homer: Yeah, that's me, all right. And the guy standing next to me is President Gerald Ford. And this is when I was on tour with The Smashing Pumpkins. Oh, and here's a picture of me in outer space.
Frank Grimes: You... went into outer space? You?!
Homer: Sure. You've never been? (beat) Would you like to see my Grammy award?
Frank Grimes: NO, I WOULDN'T!
Rockerduck: Don't you fools know who that is?! It's Louie Duck! They're not notorious criminals, they're just kids!
Crispin: (gasp) Wait... You're the Louie Duck?
Louie: Um, yeah?
Violet: The very Louie Duck who vanquished the Bombie, overthrew the pharaoh Toth-Ra, and crushed Scrooge McDuck's greatest enemies with a single penstroke!
Louie: Uh... So says Violet Sabrewing, conqueror of the Shadow Realm and scourge of the dread sorceress Magica De Spell!
(room erupts into cheers)
Crispin: (gasp) Wait... You're the Louie Duck?
Louie: Um, yeah?
Violet: The very Louie Duck who vanquished the Bombie, overthrew the pharaoh Toth-Ra, and crushed Scrooge McDuck's greatest enemies with a single penstroke!
Louie: Uh... So says Violet Sabrewing, conqueror of the Shadow Realm and scourge of the dread sorceress Magica De Spell!
(room erupts into cheers)
