And none of them knew that I would so much rather be back in my apartment, reading a good book and drinking a cold beer.
— Harry Dresden, facing off with the White Council
I'm not a hero
I'm not a savior
Forget what you know
I'm just a man
Whose circumstances
Went beyond his control
I'm not a savior
Forget what you know
I'm just a man
Whose circumstances
Went beyond his control
Styx, "Mr. Roboto"
Leo (July 23 to Aug. 22):
It is written that you will wield a sword of light and unite the world under your wise and compassionate rule, but hey, when you get right down to it, lots of shit has been written.
It is written that you will wield a sword of light and unite the world under your wise and compassionate rule, but hey, when you get right down to it, lots of shit has been written.
— The Onion horoscopes of 2015.