"Heyo! I'm the owner of this silly emporium, Gregoriah, and I would like to welcome you. This building has been here for over 400 years without any silly accidents or happenings, and I hope your visit, to here, will be absolutely..."
—Gregoriah, moments before disaster
"Golly gosh gumdrops!"
—Pilby, being surprised by Poob
"Hurdle the circle and curdle the turtle."
—The FleshCousin in its interaction with Wallter
"Your oven's on. You left your oven on."
—Red Teddy
"Yellow!"
—Coolio Toolio
"I may be a fish, but I also have a soul."
—Fish
