Quotes / Pizza

Lifesaver Les: "So you're looking for a fuckin' blue, are ya? Hey? Well fuckin' come on, COME ON!"

Rocky: "What'd you start us for, mate? Chillax.

Lifesaver Les: "I'll fuckin biff ya, mate!"

Habib: "What did I do?

Lifesaver Les: "Well, if you wanna own the fuckin' beach, you have to go through FUCKIN' US! Cause we own the FUCKIN' beach! Our Grandfathers fought World War FUCKIN' 2 on this fuckin' beach, alright! And if I were you, I'd FUCK OFF!!"

Habib: "Rocky, look, what's he saying? His Aussie Accent is, like, hard to understand.

Lifesaver Les: "You, you and you and you, FUCK OFF!!!" '

Rocky: "I think he said, 'Who wants to start a WAR!!!!'"

—Pizza episode 'Beach Pizza'.

Murray: "All right, who's the fuck-wit with the fireworks?!"

Bobo: "Habib?!"

Habib: (raising soot-stained hands) "I can't hear what's going on, uleh, but I'm not involved. I swear to God, I'm innocent."

Rocky: "Bobo, it wasn't Habib, bro! He doesn't like crackers!"

Habib: "It was the oven, uleh, I swear to God."

Rocky: "The only cracker in here is Officer Jacks Crackers!" '

Habib: "What? What'd you say?"

Murray: "Fuck off out of my face, halal breath, or I'll come down on you like September 11!"

Rocky: "Yeah? And I'll give you a Cronulla Riot, you big zup!"

''Habib: "Speak louder, uleh.

Murray: "Today's me FUCKIN' BIRTHDAY! I DON'T NEED THIS SHIT!!!"

—Pizza episode 'Cracker Pizza'.

PM John Howard: "Bloody Wog Hoons."

—Pizza episode Cracker Pizza.

Old Disabled Man: "Please climb the rope, I need help!"

Pauly: "Mate, you gotta be kidding, it's two stories!"

Old Disabled Man: "Please, I'm disabled!" '

Pauly: "Yeah, if I climb this rope, I'll fall off! I'm gonna be disabled too! I'll join your club!"

Old Disabled Man: "Please, I'll give you a reward!"

Pauly: "Reward? How much?!"

Old Disabled Man: "I'll give you a thousand!"

Pauly: "Oh, for a thousand bucks, I'll do it!"

—Pizza episode 'Politically Incorrect Pizza'.

Dr. Freeman: "Get that fuckin' Pizza!"

''DJBJ: (Screams) Ah ha ha (screams) No! no! no! What about my Doodle! The fuckin' Doodle! (Whines)

Register: "How long do I have to wait?"

—Pizza episode 'Doctor Pizza'.

Bobo: "Fat Pizza Pizzas! They're big and they're cheesy".

Ronnie McDoggle: "Yeah, it's Ronnie McDoggle here, mate. Where's my Small Hawaiian? I've been waiting for over, OVER AN HOUR! WHERE IS IT!"

—Pizza episode 'Freaky Pizza'.

Habib: "What do you mean you ate all those pills, uleh? All of them?"

Davo: (coughs) "I thought they were lollies".

Habib: "I can't believe it."

Davo: "F**kin' starting to feel weird, mate."

Habib: "All those pills are full strength, uleh loc. Every single one is, like, stronger."

Davo: "I'm feeling (deeper voice) GOOD!" (opens eyes)

' (cuts to game)

Bobo: "No!" "No!"

Habib: "Oh Mah God!" "Oh Mah God!"

''Bobo: "No!"

'(Cuts to Davo)

' (Davo laughs)

''Bobo: "Move him over there with the other bodies."

—Pizza episode 'Quaratine Pizza'.

Davo: "Hey junkie! Take that, you dog!" (farts)

—'Pizza episode 'Melbourne Cup Pizza'.

Jim Smith: "I'll have another slice of Bobo's special, thanks."

Bobo: "You'll only get one".

Jim Smith: "This sign says it's all you can eat."

Bobo: "Read the fine print".

(Jim reads the fine print)

Jim Smith: "What a rip off."

Jane Smith: "Where's the alcohol, mate?"

Large Lady: "We should be pissed by now."

Everyone: "Yeah!"

Fan Lady: "And it's so hot in here! Why don't you have fuckin' Air conditioning?!"

Everyone: "Yeah!"

Stomach Rumbling Guy: "And on the phone, you tell you had this big screen TV?

Everyone: "Yeah!"

—Pizza episode 'Melbourne Cup Pizza'.

Pauly: "Alcohol's not a drug, you stooge".

—Pizza Season 1 episode 'Road Trip Pizza'.

Leonard the Nut: "Bobo! (farts) I poo poo in my pants!".

—Pizza Season 3 episode 'Brand New Pizza'.