- Lifesaver Les: "So you're looking for a fuckin' blue, are ya? Hey? Well fuckin' come on, COME ON!"Rocky: "What'd you start us for, mate? Chillax.Lifesaver Les: "I'll fuckin biff ya, mate!"Habib: "What did I do?Lifesaver Les: "Well, if you wanna own the fuckin' beach, you have to go through FUCKIN' US! Cause we own the FUCKIN' beach! Our Grandfathers fought World War FUCKIN' 2 on this fuckin' beach, alright! And if I were you, I'd FUCK OFF!!"Habib: "Rocky, look, what's he saying? His Aussie Accent is, like, hard to understand.Lifesaver Les: "You, you and you and you, FUCK OFF!!!" 'Rocky: "I think he said, 'Who wants to start a WAR!!!!'"—Pizza episode 'Beach Pizza'.Murray: "Oh right, who's the fuck-wit with the fireworks?!"Bobo: "Habib!"Habib: "I can't hear what's going on, uleh, but I'm not involved. I swear to God, I'm innocent."Rocky: "Bobo, it wasn't Habib, bro. He doesn't like crackers!"Habib: "It was the oven, uleh, I swear to God."Rocky: "The only cracker in here is Officer Jacks Crackers." 'Habib: "What? What'd you say?"Murray: "Fuck off out of my face, halal breath, or I'll come down on you like September 11!"Rocky: "Yeah? And I'll give you a Cronulla Riot, you big zup!"''Habib: "Speak louder, uleh.Murray: "Today's me FUCKIN' BIRTHDAY! I DON'T NEED THIS SHIT!!!"—Pizza episode 'Cracker Pizza'.PM John Howard: "Bloody Wog Hoons."—Pizza episode Cracker Pizza.Old Disabled Man: "Please climb the rope, I need help!"Pauly: "Mate, you gotta be kidding, it's two stories!"Old Disabled Man: "Please, I'm disabled!" 'Pauly: "Yeah, if I climb this rope, I'll fall off! I'm gonna be disabled too! I'll join your club!"Old Disabled Man: "Please, I'll give you a reward!"Pauly: "Reward? How much?!"Old Disabled Man: "I'll give you a thousand!"Pauly: "Oh, for a thousand bucks, I'll do it!"—Pizza episode 'Politically Incorrect Pizza'.Dr. Freeman: "Get that fuckin' Pizza!"''DJBJ: (Screams) Ah ha ha (screams) No! no! no! What about my Doodle! The fuckin' Doodle! (Whines)Register: "How long do I have to wait?"—Pizza episode 'Doctor Pizza'.Bobo: "Fat Pizza Pizzas! They're big and they're cheesy".Ronnie Mc Doggle: "Yeah, it's Ronnie Mc Doggle here, mate. Where's my Small Hawaiian? I've been waiting for over, OVER AN HOUR! WHERE IS IT!"—Pizza episode 'Freaky Pizza'.Habib: "What do you mean you ate all those pills, uleh? All of them?"Davo: (coughs) "I thought they were lollies".Habib: "I can't believe it."Davo: "F**kin' starting to feel weird, mate."Habib: "All those pills are full strength, uleh loc. Every single one is, like, stronger."Davo: "I'm feeling (deeper voice) GOOD!" (opens eyes)' (cuts to game)Bobo: "No!" "No!"Habib: "Oh Mah God!" "Oh Mah God!"''Bobo: "No!"'(Cuts to Davo)' (Davo laughs)''Bobo: "Move him over there with the other bodies."—Pizza episode 'Quaratine Pizza'.Davo: "Hey junkie! Take that, you dog!" (farts)—'Pizza episode 'Melbourne Cup Pizza'.Jim Smith: "I'll have another slice of Bobo's special, thanks."Bobo: "You'll only get one".Jim Smith: "This sign says it's all you can eat."Bobo: "Read the fine print".(Jim reads the fine print)Jim Smith: "What a rip off."Jane Smith: "Where's the alcohol, mate?"Large Lady: "We should be pissed by now."Everyone: "Yeah!"Fan Lady: "And it's so hot in here! Why don't you have fuckin' Air conditioning?!"Everyone: "Yeah!"Stomach Rumbling Guy: "And on the phone, you tell you had this big screen TV?Everyone: "Yeah!"—Pizza episode 'Melbourne Cup Pizza'.Pauly: "Alcohol's not a drug, you stooge".—Pizza Season 1 episode 'Road Trip Pizza'.Leonard the Nut: "Bobo! (farts) I poo poo in my pants!".—Pizza Season 3 episode 'Brand New Pizza'.
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