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-->--'''Series/{{Pizza}} Season 1 episode 'Road Trip Pizza'. '''

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-->--'''Series/{{Pizza}} Season 1 episode 'Road Trip Pizza'. '''

-->'''''Leonard the Nut:''' "Bobo! (farts) I poo poo in my pants!". ''
-->--'''Series/{{Pizza}} Season 3 episode 'Brand New Pizza'.
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-->'''''Lifesaver Les:''' "Well, if you wanna own the fuckin' beach, you have to go through FUCKIN' US! Cause we own the FUCKIN' beach! Our Grandfathers fought World War FUCKIN' 2 on this fuckin' beach, alright! And if I were you, I'd FUCK OFF!!" ''

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-->'''''Lifesaver Les:''' "Well, if you wanna own the fuckin' beach, you have to go through FUCKIN' US! Cause we ''we'' own the FUCKIN' beach! Our Grandfathers fought World War FUCKIN' 2 on this fuckin' beach, alright! And if I were you, I'd FUCK OFF!!" ''



-->'''''Murray:''' "Oh right, who's the fuck wit with the fireworks?!" ''

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-->'''''Murray:''' "Oh right, who's the fuck wit fuck-wit with the fireworks?!" ''



-->'''''Habib:''' "I can't hear what's going on, uleh, but I'm not involved, I swear to God I'm innocent." ''
-->'''''Rocky:''' "Bobo, it wasn't Habib, bro, he doesn't like crackers!" ''
-->'''''Habib:''' "It was the oven, uleh, I swear to god." ''

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-->'''''Habib:''' "I can't hear what's going on, uleh, but I'm not involved, involved. I swear to God God, I'm innocent." ''
-->'''''Rocky:''' "Bobo, it wasn't Habib, bro, he bro. He doesn't like crackers!" ''
-->'''''Habib:''' "It was the oven, uleh, I swear to god.God." ''



-->'''''Rocky:''' "Yeah! And I'll give you a Cronulla Riot, you big zup!" ''

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-->'''''Rocky:''' "Yeah! "Yeah? And I'll give you a Cronulla Riot, you big zup!" ''



-->'''''Murray:''' "Today's me FUCKIN' BIRTHDAY, I DON'T NEED THIS SHIT!!!" ''

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-->'''''Murray:''' "Today's me FUCKIN' BIRTHDAY, BIRTHDAY! I DON'T NEED THIS SHIT!!!" ''



-->'''''Pauly:''' "Mate, you gotta be kidding, it's two storages!" ''
-->'''''Old Disabled Man:''' "Please I'm disabled!" '''
-->'''''Pauly:''' "Yeah If I climb this rope, I'll fall off, I'm gonna be disabled too, I'll join your club!" ''

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-->'''''Pauly:''' "Mate, you gotta be kidding, it's two storages!" stories!" ''
-->'''''Old Disabled Man:''' "Please "Please, I'm disabled!" '''
-->'''''Pauly:''' "Yeah If "Yeah, if I climb this rope, I'll fall off, off! I'm gonna be disabled too, too! I'll join your club!" ''



-->'''''Pauly:''' "Oh for thousand bucks I'll do it!" ''

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-->'''''Pauly:''' "Oh "Oh, for a thousand bucks bucks, I'll do it!" ''



-->'''''DJBJ:''' (Screams) ah ha ha (screams) No! no! no! What about my Doodle! The fuckin Doodle (Whines)

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-->'''''DJBJ:''' (Screams) ah Ah ha ha (screams) No! no! no! What about my Doodle! The fuckin Doodle fuckin' Doodle! (Whines)



-->'''''Bobo:''' "Fat Pizza Pizza's, they're big and they're cheesey". ''
-->'''''Ronnie McDoggle:''' "Yeah It's Ronnie McDoggle here, mate. Where's my Small Hawaiian? I've been waiting for over, OVER AN HOUR. WHERE IS IT!" ''

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-->'''''Bobo:''' "Fat Pizza Pizza's, they're Pizzas! They're big and they're cheesey".cheesy". ''
-->'''''Ronnie McDoggle:''' "Yeah It's "Yeah, it's Ronnie McDoggle here, mate. Where's my Small Hawaiian? I've been waiting for over, OVER AN HOUR. HOUR! WHERE IS IT!" ''



-->'''''Habib:''' "What do you mean you ate all those pills, uleh, All of them?" ''
-->'''''Davo:''' (coughs) "I thought they're lollies". ''

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-->'''''Habib:''' "What do you mean you ate all those pills, uleh, uleh? All of them?" ''
-->'''''Davo:''' (coughs) "I thought they're they were lollies". ''



-->'''''Davo:''' "F**kin starting to feel weird, but." ''
-->'''''Habib:''' "All those pills are full strength uleh loc, Every single one is like strongest." ''

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-->'''''Davo:''' "F**kin "F**kin' starting to feel weird, but.mate." ''
-->'''''Habib:''' "All those pills are full strength strength, uleh loc, loc. Every single one is like strongest.is, like, stronger." ''



-->'''''Davo:''' "Hey junkie, Take that you dog!" (farts) ''

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-->'''''Davo:''' "Hey junkie, junkie! Take that that, you dog!" (farts) ''



-->'''''Jim Smith:''' "I'll have another slice of Bobo's special, thanks". ''
-->'''''Bobo:''' "You're only get one". ''
-->'''''Jim Smith:''' "This sign say's it's all you can eat." ''

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-->'''''Jim Smith:''' "I'll have another slice of Bobo's special, thanks".thanks." ''
-->'''''Bobo:''' "You'll only get one".
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-->'''''Bobo:''' "You're only get one". ''
-->'''''Jim Smith:''' "This sign say's says it's all you can eat." ''



-->'''''Fan Lady:''' "And it's so hot in here, why don't you have fuckin Air conditioning?!" ''

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-->'''''Fan Lady:''' "And it's so hot in here, why here! Why don't you have fuckin fuckin' Air conditioning?!" ''


-->'''''Lifesaver Les:''' "So you're looking for a fuckin blue are ya? Hey? Well fuckin come on, COME ON!" ''
-->'''''Rocky:''' "What'd you start us for, mate. Chillax. ''

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-->'''''Lifesaver Les:''' "So you're looking for a fuckin blue fuckin' blue, are ya? Hey? Well fuckin fuckin' come on, COME ON!" ''
-->'''''Rocky:''' "What'd you start us for, mate. mate? Chillax. ''



-->'''''Lifesaver Les:''' "Well, If you wanna own the fuckin beach, you had to go through FUCKIN US, Cause we own the FUCKIN Beach, Our Grandfathers fought world war FUCKIN 2 in this Fuckin Beach, Alright and if I were you I'd FUCK OFF!!" ''
-->'''''Habib:''' "Rocky look, what's he saying? His Aussie Accent is like hard to understand. ''

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-->'''''Lifesaver Les:''' "Well, If if you wanna own the fuckin fuckin' beach, you had have to go through FUCKIN US, FUCKIN' US! Cause we own the FUCKIN Beach, FUCKIN' beach! Our Grandfathers fought world war FUCKIN World War FUCKIN' 2 in on this Fuckin Beach, Alright and fuckin' beach, alright! And if I were you you, I'd FUCK OFF!!" ''
-->'''''Habib:''' "Rocky "Rocky, look, what's he saying? His Aussie Accent is like is, like, hard to understand. ''



-->'''''Habib:''' "I can't hear what's going on, uleh, but I'm not evolved, I swear to god I'm innocent." ''
-->'''''Rocky:''' "Bobo, it wasn't Habib, bro he doesn't like crackers!" ''

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-->'''''Habib:''' "I can't hear what's going on, uleh, but I'm not evolved, involved, I swear to god God I'm innocent." ''
-->'''''Rocky:''' "Bobo, it wasn't Habib, bro bro, he doesn't like crackers!" ''



-->'''''Rocky:''' "The only cracker in here is, Officer Jacks Crackers." '''

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-->'''''Rocky:''' "The only cracker in here is, is Officer Jacks Crackers." '''



-->'''''Murray:''' "Fuck off out of my face halao breath or I'll come down to you like September 11!" ''
-->'''''Rocky:''' "Yeah! And I'll give you a Cronulla Riot you big zup!" ''

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-->'''''Murray:''' "Fuck off out of my face halao breath face, halal breath, or I'll come down to on you like September 11!" ''
-->'''''Rocky:''' "Yeah! And I'll give you a Cronulla Riot Riot, you big zup!" ''


-->'''''Rocky:''' "Bobo, it wssn't Habib, bro he doesn't like crackers!" ''

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-->'''''Rocky:''' "Bobo, it wssn't wasn't Habib, bro he doesn't like crackers!" ''


-->'''''Lifesaver Les:''' "Well, If you wanna own the fuckin beach, you had to go through FUCKIN US, Cause we own the FUCKIN Beach, Our Grandfathers fought world war FUCKIN 2 in this Fuckin Beach, oh right if I were you I'd FUCK OFF!!" ''

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-->'''''Lifesaver Les:''' "Well, If you wanna own the fuckin beach, you had to go through FUCKIN US, Cause we own the FUCKIN Beach, Our Grandfathers fought world war FUCKIN 2 in this Fuckin Beach, oh right Alright and if I were you I'd FUCK OFF!!" ''



-->'''''Habib:''' "I can't hear what's going on, uleh, but I'm not evolved, I swear to god I'm insistent." ''

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-->'''''Habib:''' "I can't hear what's going on, uleh, but I'm not evolved, I swear to god I'm insistent.innocent." ''



-->--'''Series/{{Pizza}} Season 1 episode 'Road Trip Pizza'. '''

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-->--'''Series/{{Pizza}} Season 1 episode 'Road Trip Pizza'. '''
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-->--'''Series/{{Pizza}} Season 1 episode 'Road Trip Pizza'. '''

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-->--'''Series/{{Pizza}} Season 1 episode 'Road Trip Pizza'. ''''''

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-->--'''Series/{{Pizza}} episode 'Melbourne Cup Pizza'. ''

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-->--'''Series/{{Pizza}} episode 'Melbourne Cup Pizza'. ''''

-->'''''Jim Smith:''' "I'll have another slice of Bobo's special, thanks". ''
-->'''''Bobo:''' "You're only get one". ''
-->'''''Jim Smith:''' "This sign say's it's all you can eat." ''
-->'''''Bobo:''' "Read the fine print". ''
-->''(Jim reads the fine print) ''
-->'''''Jim Smith:''' "What a rip off." ''
-->'''''Jane Smith:''' "Where's the alcohol, mate?" ''
-->'''''Large Lady:''' "We should be pissed by now." ''
-->'''''Everyone:''' "Yeah!" ''
-->'''''Fan Lady:''' "And it's so hot in here, why don't you have fuckin Air conditioning?!" ''
-->'''''Everyone:''' "Yeah!" ''
-->'''''Stomach Rumbling Guy:''' "And on the phone, you tell you had this big screen TV? ''
-->'''''Everyone:''' "Yeah!" ''
-->--'''Series/{{Pizza}} episode 'Melbourne Cup Pizza'. '''

-->'''''Pauly:''' "Alcohol's not a drug, you stooge". ''
-->--'''Series/{{Pizza}} Season 1 episode 'Road Trip Pizza'. '''


-->'''''Habib: "Rocky look, what's he saying? His Aussie Accent is like hard to understand. ''

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-->'''''Habib: -->'''''Habib:''' "Rocky look, what's he saying? His Aussie Accent is like hard to understand. ''



-->--'''Series/{{Pizza}} episode 'Quaratine Pizza'.'''

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-->--'''Series/{{Pizza}} episode 'Quaratine Pizza'.''''''

-->'''''Davo:''' "Hey junkie, Take that you dog!" (farts) ''
-->--'''Series/{{Pizza}} episode 'Melbourne Cup Pizza'. ''


-->'''''Murray:''' "Today's me FUCKIN' BIRTHDAY, I DON'T NEED THIS SHIT!!!" ''

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-->'''''Murray:''' "Today's me FUCKIN' BIRTHDAY, I DON'T NEED THIS SHIT!!!" ''''
-->--'''Series/{{Pizza}} episode 'Cracker Pizza'.'''

-->'''''PM John Howard:''' "Bloody Wog Hoons." ''
-->--'''Series/{{Pizza}} episode Cracker Pizza. '''

-->'''''Old Disabled Man:''' "Please climb the rope, I need help!" ''
-->'''''Pauly:''' "Mate, you gotta be kidding, it's two storages!" ''
-->'''''Old Disabled Man:''' "Please I'm disabled!" '''
-->'''''Pauly:''' "Yeah If I climb this rope, I'll fall off, I'm gonna be disabled too, I'll join your club!" ''
-->'''''Old Disabled Man:''' "Please, I'll give you a reward!" ''
-->'''''Pauly:''' "Reward? How much?!" ''
-->'''''Old Disabled Man:''' "I'll give you a thousand!" ''
-->'''''Pauly:''' "Oh for thousand bucks I'll do it!" ''
-->--'''Series/{{Pizza}} episode 'Politically Incorrect Pizza'. '''

-->'''''Dr. Freeman:''' "Get that fuckin' Pizza!" ''
-->'''''DJBJ:''' (Screams) ah ha ha (screams) No! no! no! What about my Doodle! The fuckin Doodle (Whines)
-->'''''Register:''' "How long do I have to wait?" ''
-->--'''Series/{{Pizza}} episode 'Doctor Pizza'. '''

-->'''''Bobo:''' "Fat Pizza Pizza's, they're big and they're cheesey". ''
-->'''''Ronnie McDoggle:''' "Yeah It's Ronnie McDoggle here, mate. Where's my Small Hawaiian? I've been waiting for over, OVER AN HOUR. WHERE IS IT!" ''
-->--'''Series/{{Pizza}} episode 'Freaky Pizza'. '''

-->'''''Habib:''' "What do you mean you ate all those pills, uleh, All of them?" ''
-->'''''Davo:''' (coughs) "I thought they're lollies". ''
-->'''''Habib:''' "I can't believe it." ''
-->'''''Davo:''' "F**kin starting to feel weird, but." ''
-->'''''Habib:''' "All those pills are full strength uleh loc, Every single one is like strongest." ''
-->'''''Davo:''' "I'm feeling (deeper voice) GOOD!" (opens eyes) ''
-->''''' (cuts to game)
-->'''''Bobo:''' "No!" "No!" ''
-->'''''Habib:''' "Oh Mah God!" "Oh Mah God!" ''
-->'''''Bobo:''' "No!"
-->'''''(Cuts to Davo)
-->''''' (Davo laughs)
-->'''''Bobo:''' "Move him over there with the other bodies."
-->--'''Series/{{Pizza}} episode 'Quaratine Pizza'.'''

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-->'''''Lifesaver Les:''' "So you're looking for a fuckin blue are ya? Hey? Well fuckin come on, COME ON!" ''
-->'''''Rocky:''' "What'd you start us for, mate. Chillax. ''
-->'''''Lifesaver Les:''' "I'll fuckin biff ya, mate!" ''
-->'''''Habib:''' "What did I do? ''
-->'''''Lifesaver Les:''' "Well, If you wanna own the fuckin beach, you had to go through FUCKIN US, Cause we own the FUCKIN Beach, Our Grandfathers fought world war FUCKIN 2 in this Fuckin Beach, oh right if I were you I'd FUCK OFF!!" ''
-->'''''Habib: "Rocky look, what's he saying? His Aussie Accent is like hard to understand. ''
-->'''''Lifesaver Les:''' "You, you and you and you, FUCK OFF!!!" '''
-->'''''Rocky:''' "I think he said, 'Who wants to start a WAR!!!!'" ''
-->--'''Series/{{Pizza}} episode 'Beach Pizza'.'''

-->'''''Murray:''' "Oh right, who's the fuck wit with the fireworks?!" ''
-->'''''Bobo:''' "Habib!" ''
-->'''''Habib:''' "I can't hear what's going on, uleh, but I'm not evolved, I swear to god I'm insistent." ''
-->'''''Rocky:''' "Bobo, it wssn't Habib, bro he doesn't like crackers!" ''
-->'''''Habib:''' "It was the oven, uleh, I swear to god." ''
-->'''''Rocky:''' "The only cracker in here is, Officer Jacks Crackers." '''
-->'''''Habib:''' "What? What'd you say?" ''
-->'''''Murray:''' "Fuck off out of my face halao breath or I'll come down to you like September 11!" ''
-->'''''Rocky:''' "Yeah! And I'll give you a Cronulla Riot you big zup!" ''
-->'''''Habib:''' "Speak louder, uleh.
-->'''''Murray:''' "Today's me FUCKIN' BIRTHDAY, I DON'T NEED THIS SHIT!!!" ''

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