"Wait a second! I just realized- that was a conscious choice! You peed on my couch!"
Doofenshmirtz, shortly after Agent P reveals his identity
"Wow! If I Had a Nickel... for every time I was doomed by a puppet, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice, right?”
Doofenshmirtz after being sentenced to death by his alternate universe self.
