This colorful character earned his money the old fashioned way - inheritance. Give him a karaoke machine and he's the life of the party.
—"Mr. Moneybags" description, Atlantis Underwater Tycoon
Tom Buchanan: "You can never be like us, Gatsby. We're old money."
Jay Gatsby: "Well, how old?"
Tom Buchanan: "So old. Old as balls."
Jay Gatsby: "Well, how old?"
Tom Buchanan: "So old. Old as balls."
— "That's Pretty Old", Hark! A Vagrant