"Hi! I'm Lana! Dur!"
"Hi, Lana! I'm Victor."
"What's your character motivation, Victor?"
"Well, I'm a superhuman. I can do incredible things no one can explain. I have a girl I love, but I'm afraid to tell her I have superhuman powers because it'll make her think I'm a freak or a dummy. Like I watch Survivor or something."
"Well, Mr. Victor, I'll have you know that women are sympathetic, beautiful and benign creatures, and I just know if you tell her there's something strange about you she'll love you forever and ever!"
"Thanks, Lana! My character dilemma is solved. Now what's your character dilemma?"
"Well, my boyfriend can do strange and incredible things no one can explain. He's afraid to tell me what it is, because it'll make me think he's a freak or a dummy. Like he watches Survivor or something."
"Oh, it's obvious. He has powers. How can you not see that?"
"I'm sorry, what did you say again? I was putting on make-up."
"Hi, Lana! I'm Victor."
"What's your character motivation, Victor?"
"Well, I'm a superhuman. I can do incredible things no one can explain. I have a girl I love, but I'm afraid to tell her I have superhuman powers because it'll make her think I'm a freak or a dummy. Like I watch Survivor or something."
"Well, Mr. Victor, I'll have you know that women are sympathetic, beautiful and benign creatures, and I just know if you tell her there's something strange about you she'll love you forever and ever!"
"Thanks, Lana! My character dilemma is solved. Now what's your character dilemma?"
"Well, my boyfriend can do strange and incredible things no one can explain. He's afraid to tell me what it is, because it'll make me think he's a freak or a dummy. Like he watches Survivor or something."
"Oh, it's obvious. He has powers. How can you not see that?"
"I'm sorry, what did you say again? I was putting on make-up."
—Neal Bailey on
Smallville ("Cyborg")
Smallville ("Cyborg")