"Swordfighting is a little like making love. It's not always what you do, but what you say."
— Captain Smirk, The Secret of Monkey Island
"Steve, shooting a gun is just like being intimate with a woman. First you inspect it to make sure it is clean. Then you grab it by the butt and jam the magazine in. If it doesn't fit, make it."
— Stan, American Dad!, "For Whom the Sleigh Bell Tolls"
"rocky horror is a lot like sex. you go in unexpected. you throw things. tim curry is there. half the cast dies. you're beamed to another planet."
— Tumblr user xmodernlove
Dr. Meinheimer: It's a terrible thing that happened here, Lieutenant. I really do hope you find the people responsible.
Frank Drebin: I'm sorry I can't be more optimistic, Doctor, but we have a long road ahead of us. Like having sex. It's a painstaking and arduous task that seems to go on and on forever, and just when you think things are going your way, nothing happens.
Frank Drebin: I'm sorry I can't be more optimistic, Doctor, but we have a long road ahead of us. Like having sex. It's a painstaking and arduous task that seems to go on and on forever, and just when you think things are going your way, nothing happens.
— The Naked Gun 2½: The Smell of Fear
Being a good leader is like being a prostitute. You gotta know how to meet people's needs, you gotta be flexible, and you gotta keep your personal life out of it.
—Kingpin, Agents of Mayhem
