Angelica Pickles: "Where do babies come from?"
Charlotte Pickles: "What did you say?"
— Rugrats, "The Stork"
Sister Bear: "What's God?"
Mama Bear: "Well, that's a big question!"
— The Berenstain Bears, "The Berenstain Bears and the Big Question"
Leni, Lana, and Lola Loud: "What is 'pornographic'?"
Lisa Loud: "I will explain when you are older."
[...]
Leni, Lynn, Lana, and Lola Loud: "What is a necrophiliac?"
All their sisters: "Don't ask."
[...]
Lana: "What is misterbatting?"
Lisa: Nothing. However, masturbation is the act of—-"
Lori Loud: "LISA!"
Lisa: "I'll tell you when you are older."
— Caught
"Dad, how do soldiers killing each other solve the world's problems? ... *(awkward silence)* ... I think grownups just *act* like they know what they're doing."
— Calvin, Calvin and Hobbes
Pound Cake: "Wha does 'peeved' mean?"
Pumpkin Cake: (after their mother looked shocked) "Is 'peeved' a bad wowd?"
Cup Cake: "Yes, it is a very bad word. It is so bad, that we do NOT use it!"
— Pound and Pumpkin Cake's Adventures (and Misadventures) in Potty Training, "Scootaloo the Potty Mouth"
Bluey Heeler: "Why don't you have a wife?"
Radley Heeler: "Whoa! ... Well, how do you know I don't?"
Bluey: "Do you have a wife?"
Radley: "Well, no."
Bluey: "So, why don't you have a wife?"
Radley: "Uh, her turn."
Bingo Heeler: "How many friends have you got?"
Frisky: "Oh! Umm...three."
Bingo: "That's not many."
Bluey: "Why have you only got three friends?"
[...]
Bingo: (after hearing that Frisky broke up with someone named Bosco) "Is true love not forever?"
— Bluey, "Double Babysitter"
Boy: "What's a virgin?"
Man: "A virgin is someone who has never... lit a candle."
Lily Loud: "Wha's in-sess?"
Lori Loud: "It's something very icky that you're too young to learn about. Let's leave it at that."
— Peeking Through the Fourth Wall, Episode 39
Todd Flanders: (upon learning humans evolved from apes) "Daddy, was Mommy a monkey? I can't remember."
Ned Flanders: "No one was ever a monkey! Everything is what it was and always will be! God put us here and that's that!"
Todd: "But you said a stork brought me."
Ned: "Umm... That was God disguised as a stork."
Rod Flanders: "Then who brings baby storks?"
Ned: "There's no such thing as storks! It's all God!"
— The Simpsons, "The Monkey Suit"
