"I'm not fat. It's all this fur. It makes me look...poofy!"
—Manny, Ice Age
NEVER ask your mature female teachers if they still wear whalebone corsets. This could be fatal.
Teacher: [furiously chasing a boy] When I catch you I'm going to squeeze your bony body OUT OF SHAPE.
Teacher: [furiously chasing a boy] When I catch you I'm going to squeeze your bony body OUT OF SHAPE.
— Horrible Science: Fatal Forces
Kingpin: I'll have you know, Spider-Man, that what you see before you is, in fact, pure muscle.
Spider-Man: [deadpan] ...Really?
Kingpin: Yes! You see, I- I just have so much muscle that it looks like I'm fat, but- but really I- I'm just super muscular and awesome, all right?
Spider-Man: ...Fuck you.
Kingpin: I'm serious!
Spider-Man: No! No, no! That's something Eric Cartman would say! I mean, for the longest time, I thought your name was "Kingpin" 'cause you're shaped like a fuckin' bowling ball. Just fuckin' own it, dude!
Spider-Man: [deadpan] ...Really?
Kingpin: Yes! You see, I- I just have so much muscle that it looks like I'm fat, but- but really I- I'm just super muscular and awesome, all right?
Spider-Man: ...Fuck you.
Kingpin: I'm serious!
Spider-Man: No! No, no! That's something Eric Cartman would say! I mean, for the longest time, I thought your name was "Kingpin" 'cause you're shaped like a fuckin' bowling ball. Just fuckin' own it, dude!
