Quotes / Good News Week

"I learnt to masturbate too, I just masturbate in 140 characters or less."

— Josh Thomas, on the Pope

"This is why I don't sing on this show. I like to keep my dignity."

— Mikey, wearing a SPAM tin

"The TV Hat: When you want to watch a DVD, but find yourself wearing a giant hat!"

— Paul McDermott

"I have to admit, sometimes I'm even ashamed of myself."

— Paul

"Should we get the game started?"

— Paul (often)

"It was a shit pun and I made it shitter!"

— Frank Woodley

"And next week is Mardi Gras in Sydney, and Carnivale in Rio, which is just like Mardi Gras, except the topless women are attractive. [...] I love all the gay people of the world. I find you all very attractive."

— Paul

"Do you ever get the feeling that we're doing, like, a curiosity show on acid?"

— Mikey

"And that's the good news!"

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