Quotes / Gay Bravado

"Nice view. You wanna make out? Just two gruff, military hardened dudes sitting in an elevator, snuggling out their woes in a totally hetero way."

— Grayson Hunt, Bulletstorm

"Or you'll find out that I have some hard spots, too. [Beat] That came out wrong. [Beat] Or did it? [Kisses stalker on cheek]"

— Wade Wilson, Deadpool (2016)

Leonidas: WHY ARE YOU BUYING TEA LIGHTS? YOU HAVE SO MANY TEA LIGHTS! PUT THOSE BACK, YOU DON'T NEED ANY MORE.
Kratos: THESE ARE POMEGRANATE SCENTED! WE ONLY HAVE BLUEBERRY! YOU KNOW I HATE BLUEBERRY CANDLES!
Jared: Why are the burly Greek men fighting, Commander?
Commander: When Spartans play Gay Chicken, they play for keeps, kid. Only way to win is not to play. Remember that. It could save yer life.
Alt Text: Consensus on the debut of this game was that Spartan Gay Chicken ends in a 30 year committed relationship complete with bickering over when to open a joint bank account and where to place the ottoman.

— Manly Guys Doing Manly Things

Silva: [Sliding his hand up Bond's thigh] You know, Mr Bond, there is a first time for everything...
Bond: What makes you think this is my first time?

— Skyfall

Ana (notices Bruno staring at Pablo): Who's that guy?
Bruno: My boyfriend. You like him?
Ana: Come on, stupid! Is he a friend of yours or Victor's?
Bruno: No really, he's my boyfriend. (Ana shakes head in exasperation) What, you have a problem with gays?
Ana: Fool! ...He's cute.
Bruno: He's beautiful. Don't you dare steal him from me.

— Plan B