Quotes / Dragon's Lair

"Girl you must be Dragon's Lair because I have no idea what you want me to do and it's all over in about 30 seconds"

—David Willis [1]

"DIIIIIIRK!!! Kidnapped?! My Daphne kidnapped AGAIN?!! IDIOT!! DUMMKOPF!! YOU... BETTER... FIND... MY... DAUGHTER... ORRRR... EEEEEELSE!!!! COWARD!! DIRK! I know you are in here! I raised a princess who married a FROG!! DIIIIRK!! Hold... STILL!! You can run, boy, (BUT^note It's unclear whether or not she actually says this part.) you cannot hide!

—Dirk's obnoxious mother-in-law in the first stage of Dragon's Lair II: Time Warp^note Further, she says all of this as she constantly pursues him with a Rolling Pin of Doom.