"Girl you must be Dragon's Lair because I have no idea what you want me to do and it's all over in about 30 seconds"
"DIIIIIIRK!!! Kidnapped?! My Daphne kidnapped AGAIN?!! IDIOT!! DUMMKOPF!! YOU... BETTER... FIND... MY... DAUGHTER... ORRRR... EEEEEELSE!!!! COWARD!! I know you are in here! I raised a princess who married a FROG!! DIIIIRK!! Hold... STILL!! You can run, boy, (BUTnote ) you cannot hide!
—Dirk's obnoxious mother-in-law in the first stage of Dragon's Lair II: Time Warpnote