Season 1
Kiss Me, Steph
- Snake (singing): *blues riff* My name is Snake! *blues riff* Make no mistake! *blues riff* To you I sez... *blues riff* I wanna be prez!
It's Late
- Yick: Your eyes are so blue, they look like pimming swools!
Season 2
Great Expectations
- Joey: Chicks are like aspirin, you take two and go to bed!