men will crush your hand and be like this is great im winning the handshake. something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve
"Ow, ow, ow, ow! Are you kidding me with that handshake?!"
— Sonic the Hedgehog, Sonic the Hedgehog 2 (2022)
Steve Lombard: "Hey, man— you feeling steady yet? Let's see how your grip is!" (shaking his hand) "Thought so! You've still got the grip of a jellyfish! Just kidding, Clarkie-baby!"
Clark Kent: (thinking) I'm in big trouble! I squeezed Steve's hand as hard as I could... and I couldn't even wipe the smirk off his face!
Clark Kent: (thinking) I'm in big trouble! I squeezed Steve's hand as hard as I could... and I couldn't even wipe the smirk off his face!
Jimmy Olsen: "Steve Lombard...Peter Parker!"
Steve Lombard: (shaking hands and grinning) "I'll try not to squeeze too hard, little fella!"
Peter Parker: "Uh, yeah thanks, Steve!" (thinking) What a jerk! If he only knew that I can crush bricks with my grip—!"
Steve Lombard: (shaking hands and grinning) "I'll try not to squeeze too hard, little fella!"
Peter Parker: "Uh, yeah thanks, Steve!" (thinking) What a jerk! If he only knew that I can crush bricks with my grip—!"
