"Oh, Mr. Quackers, am I the only one who HATES those miserable, little braaats, hmm? (squeaks rubber duck) You hate them, too? Oh, I knew I could count on you! But, how could I possibly beat them with all that LOVE SURROUNDING THEM? (squeaks duck) What's that, you say? (squeaks duck) Yeeeees! That's BRILLIANT! Oh, Mr. Quackers, you are soooo smaaart. Quite a positively evil scheme you've hatched! And I'll finally be rid of those girls... FOOOREEEVEEEEERRR!"
— HIM, The Powerpuff Girls (1998), "Tough Love"
Ray: Okay, okay, so I haven't been behaving very well. So, I want to show you someone who may help you understand me.
Tamara: Dad, I don't want to hurt your feelings, but I've outgrown that stupid sock puppet.
Ray: No, no, I'm not talking about Mr. Woolly!
Tamara: Dad, I don't want to hurt your feelings, but I've outgrown that stupid sock puppet.
Ray: No, no, I'm not talking about Mr. Woolly!
— Sister, Sister, "Bring on the Debate"
"My log does not judge."
—The Log Lady, Twin Peaks