"If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight!" Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little more about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it! And then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor! Then he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on Earth, and then he herded them onto a boat, and then he beat the crap out of every single one! And from that day forward, any time a bunch of animals are together in one place, it's called a "zoo"!note
— The Soldier, Team Fortress 2, "Meet the Soldier"
Church: Well, enough gabbing out of us, let's take this bad boy out for a spin. Go ahead and hop in, Tucker.
Tucker: Me? I can't drive that thing!
Church: You're telling me you're not armor certified?
Tucker: I ca- I don't even know how to use the fuckin' sniper rifle! Don't you know how to drive that?
Church: No! Holy crap! Who is running this army?!
Washington: How do you get anything done when all you do is stand around and argue with each other?
Church: We don't! That's part of our charm! Quit fucking it up!
