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->"If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight!" Creator/SunTzu said that, and I'd say he knows a ''little'' more about fighting than ''you'' do, pal, because he ''invented'' it! And then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor! Then he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on Earth, and then he herded them onto a boat, and then he ''beat the crap'' out of every single one! And from that day forward, any time a bunch of animals are together in one place, it's called a "zoo"![[note]]Unless it's a farm.[[/note]]

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->"If ->''"If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight!" Creator/SunTzu said that, and I'd say he knows a ''little'' more about fighting than ''you'' do, pal, because he ''invented'' it! And then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor! Then he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on Earth, and then he herded them onto a boat, and then he ''beat the crap'' out of every single one! And from that day forward, any time a bunch of animals are together in one place, it's called a "zoo"![[note]]Unless it's a farm.[[/note]][[/note]]''
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->"If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight!" Creator/SunTzu said that, and I'd say he knows a ''little'' more about fighting than ''you'' do, pal, because he ''invented'' it! And then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor! Then he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on Earth, and then he herded them onto a boat, and then he ''beat the crap'' out of every single one! And from that day forward, any time a bunch of animals are together in one place, it's called a "Tzu"![[note]]Unless it's a farm.[[/note]]

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->"If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight!" Creator/SunTzu said that, and I'd say he knows a ''little'' more about fighting than ''you'' do, pal, because he ''invented'' it! And then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor! Then he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on Earth, and then he herded them onto a boat, and then he ''beat the crap'' out of every single one! And from that day forward, any time a bunch of animals are together in one place, it's called a "Tzu"![[note]]Unless "zoo"![[note]]Unless it's a farm.[[/note]]
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->"If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight!" Creator/SunTzu said that, and I bet he knows a ''little'' more about fighting than you do, pal, because he ''invented'' it! Then he perfected it, so that no man could best him in the ring of honor! Then he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on Earth! Then he herded them into a boat and ''beat the crap'' out of every single one! And from that day forward, any time a bunch of animals are together in one place it's called a ''zoo!'' ...Unless it's a farm!
-->-- '''The Soldier''', ''VideoGame/TeamFortress2''

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->"If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight!" Creator/SunTzu said that, and I bet I'd say he knows a ''little'' more about fighting than you ''you'' do, pal, because he ''invented'' it! Then And then he perfected it, it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor! Then he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on Earth! Then Earth, and then he herded them into onto a boat boat, and then he ''beat the crap'' out of every single one! And from that day forward, any time a bunch of animals are together in one place place, it's called a ''zoo!'' ...Unless "Tzu"![[note]]Unless it's a farm!
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-->-- '''The Soldier''', ''VideoGame/TeamFortress2''
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->"If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight!" SunTzu said that, and I bet he knows a ''little'' more about fighting than you do, pal, because he ''invented'' it! Then he perfected it, so that no man could best him in the ring of honor! Then he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on Earth! Then he herded them into a boat and ''beat the crap'' out of every single one! And from that day forward, any time a bunch of animals are together in one place it's called a ''zoo!'' ...Unless it's a farm!

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->"If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight!" SunTzu Creator/SunTzu said that, and I bet he knows a ''little'' more about fighting than you do, pal, because he ''invented'' it! Then he perfected it, so that no man could best him in the ring of honor! Then he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on Earth! Then he herded them into a boat and ''beat the crap'' out of every single one! And from that day forward, any time a bunch of animals are together in one place it's called a ''zoo!'' ...Unless it's a farm!
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->'''Washington:''' How do you get anything done when all you do is stand around and argue with each other?
->'''Church:''' We don't! That's part of our charm! Quit fucking it up!
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->"If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight!" SunTzu said that, and I bet he knows a ''little'' more about fighting than you do, pal, because he ''invented'' it! Then he perfected it, so that no man could best him in the ring of honor! Then he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on Earth! Then he herded them into a boat and ''beat the crap'' out of every single one! And from that day forward, any time a bunch of animals are together in one place it's called a ''zoo!'' ...Unless it's a farm!
-->-- '''The Soldier''', ''VideoGame/TeamFortress2''

->'''Church:''' Well, enough gabbing out of us, let's take this [[TankGoodness bad boy]] out for a spin. Go ahead and hop in, Tucker.
->'''Tucker:''' Me? I can't drive that thing!
->'''Church:''' You're telling me you're ''not'' armor certified?
->'''Tucker:''' I ca- I don't even know how to use the fuckin' sniper rifle! Don't ''you'' know how to drive that?
->'''Church:''' [[HypocriticalHumor No!]] Holy crap! ''Who is running this army?!''
-->-- ''{{Machinima/Red Vs Blue}}''

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