Headscratchers / Light and Dark The Adventures of Dark Yagami

• I know that in fanfics like these, the spelling is not only terrible but often inconsistent and It's a throw-away line, but why did the author have the desk lady point out that Naomi backwards is "I Moon" instead of "I Moan", a perfectly good Sdrawkcab Name result?
  • Ahem...
    • The validity of it being a troll fic is questionable.
  • Could just be a spelling error, could be because "moon" sounds prettier than "moan", so the author fudged, or it could somehow be a vague reference to the fact that Light's name is spelt with the kanji for moon...
• How does one whisper "like moldy bread?"
  • Smoker's cough?