Wednesday
On top the of the tree.
Dynamite.
-Luke from Harvest Moon: Animal Parade (yes, that's actually a haiku in the game)
Oh Harvest Moon you're
The best game around, of course.
Refrigerator.
I'd like to say that
This franchise is popular
But it's really not.
Dumb asshole chickens
Get back in the fucking pen
Ugh, gosh damn you bitch
-Woofthe Wolfie
