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Kirk and Spock are
Sittin' in a tree K-I-

Are they gay or not?
Getting Crap Past The Gaydar
Is just what they do

It looks like they're gay
Word of God says that they're not?
The fangirls don't care.

Jay doesn't fool us
Says he's the clit commando
But he is Bob's bitch.

Your show has Slash Fics.
It isn't that surprising.
There's too much subtext.

They say they're not gay,
But it's not an accident:
They're just bating us.


This show is so gay.
This show is so freaking gay.
This show is so gay.
—> — Merlin of Kensington