Awful game reviews
by George Wood that were almost
forever obscure.
Great game idea:
Give Lara Croft breast cancer.
What? No one sees it?
- —GonzoLink
Donkey Kong Country:
If you do not buy this game,
then you are stupid.
A game reviewer
who is on all of the drugs.
Also Bill Clinton.
Silicon Graphics
Worked on the film Toy Story
But not on the game.
- —FromtheWordsofBR
