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  • Several of the characters' bios.
  • Nina Dobrev's Becky steals every scene.
    • Babbling about her sex life, she says "it's not like I have a safe word...kumquat."
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    • After Xander has dumped out the Marines and gotten his own wild agents, she remarks to Marke "So...aside from that, how was the play, Mrs. Lincoln?"
    • Her banter with Adele as the latter checks a rifle.
      Becky: Wow, you really know how what you're doing down there.
      Adele: That's what she said.
  • Xander's entrance into the movie involves him climbing up a massive cable tower, skiing down a mountainside, skateboarding down a long road... all to provide a nearby waterfront neighborhood with free cable for a soccer game.
  • Becky taking a level in badass and gunning down several mooks, followed by her saying, "That was fucking awesome!"
  • When the team comes under fire, Xander hands Serena a phone and tells her to dial "9." Making his big save, Darius Stone's screen bio says "waiting 11 years for someone to hit '9'."
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  • Moreso Stone's Bond One-Liner after sweeping through Marke's kill squads:
    Darius: Rock. Paper. Scissors. Grenade Launcher.
  • Tennyson singing along with the chorus then weeping like a baby when visiting Gibbons' funeral in the ending.
  • When the Russians attack the island rave, their leader yells "First one who moves, dies!" Cut to Xander making a squeaking noise and slowly twisting his upper body around like a robot.
    Xander: I moved!
  • The line "I'm not a soldier, I'm a baller," said by Kris Wu's character Nicks. Finally, the phrase "I'm a lover, not a fighter" has been made accessible to younger audiences.


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