Funny / Warriors The Abridged Series

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Lightflame Version

• Spottedleaf and Bluestar's conversation.
  Bluestar: There have been fewer kits recently. Why?
  Spottedleaf: Because Willowpelt has gone through all the toms?
  Bluestar: Even Ravenpaw?
  Spottedleaf: Ravenpaw twice.
• Rusty and Lionheart's meeting.
  Rusty: Are you all warriors?
  Lionheart: Actually, Graypaw is a patient at our mental hospital.
  Graypaw: (reads script) Wait, ThunderClan has a metal hopscotch?
  Lionheart: The script says mental hospital.
• The very beginning.
  Redtail: Hey Tigerclaw, look!
  Tigerclaw: No.
  Redtail: Please?
  Tigerclaw: Still no.
  Redtail: Pretty please with a vole on top?
  Tigerclaw: No. No. No.
  Redtail: It's not Sunningrocks.
  Tigerclaw: Do you swear it?
  Redtail: Yep.
  Tigerclaw: Okay, I'll look. (Looks)
  Redtail: It's Sunningro-
  Tigerclaw: (Slaps Redtail)
• The new battle for Sunningrocks.
  In Territory Thunder Clan
  Battle was Beginning
  Tigerclaw: What happen?
  Mousefur: Somebody set up us the River Clan.
  Redtail: We get invasion.
  Tigerclaw: What!
  Redtail: Main screen turn on.
  Tigerclaw: It's you!!
  Oakheart: How are you gentlecats!!
  Oakheart: All your Sunningrocks are belong to us.
  Oakheart: You are on the way to destruction.
  Tigerclaw: What you say!!
  Oakheart:...
  Oakheart: You have no chance to survive make your time.
  Oakheart: Ha ha ha ha...
  Redtail: Tigerclaw!!
  Tigerclaw: Take off every Thunder Clan!!
  Tigerclaw: You know what you are doing.
  Tigerclaw: For great justice.
  Tigerclaw: Move Thunder Clan!
• The names of the magical rainbow sunshine fairies. Everyone who has commented up to that poit.
• This conversation in I Definately Didn't Kill Redtail.
  Firepaw: So, is Darkstripe straight?
  Frostfur: We don't know.
  Darkstripe drives by in car flying Gay Pride Flag and making out with Mistyfoot.
  Firepaw: What was that?
  Frostfur: That was him messing with us.
• Thornclaw's raged induced flip out.
• The Leven Thumps reference.
• The Redwall refernece.

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Flametail Von Karma Version

• Smudge's eyes lit up like those of a child molester who had just stumbled upon a whole park full of unattended kids.
• "Cut the crap Aslan, no one gives a shit."
• "C'mon; let's get out of here before I have to spend one more second with Oedipus over there."
• That was about the time survival instincts, which had been lazing somewhere in the back of his mind thinking they had plenty of time, finally bothered to glance at a metaphorical clock and realized they were late for a metaphorical appointment with Rusty's body. Snarling and swearing, they charged half-prepared out the metaphorical door, forgetting their metaphorical hat and coat along the way.

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Hyperadam Version

• This exchange in Twilight:
  Leafpool: Great StarClan! It's Feathertail, back from the dead to haunt me about having impure thoughts about Crowfeather!
  Feathertail: No, I don't mind for some reason. He's great isn't he?
  Leafpool: Yeah... I mean... Shut up!