Funny / Warhammer: Dark Omen

• This exchange:
  Ogre: Me name's Urblad Rotgut.
  Morgan: That's YOUR problem.
• There's also this bit with an incompetent mayor.
  Mayor: Oh, thank you so much, Commander! We owe you our lives! How can we ever repay you?
  Klaus:' How can you repay us? I'll give you a clue. They're round, they glitter and they fill purses.
  Mayor: Um... I'm not sure where you're getting at.
  Morgan: Think about it. But not too long.
• The intro of Shadow of the Horned Rat with the Skaven assassins is pretty creepy; until one of them starts to talk and goes straight into Laughably Evil territory.
  Skaven: Aaaaah, Waaaaaarpstone!
• This exchange between Dietrich, the paymaster of the Grudgebringers and a rescued Dwarf warrior:
  Dwarf Warrior: I'm impressed by your skill with a blade. I'm offering you the chance of glory as we wade into the Orc's horde.
  Dietrich: And what of our payment?
  Dwarf Warrior: What? Is the honour of battle and a barrel of Bugman's brew to nurse your wounds not enough?
  Dietrich: Honour and a sore head do not pay the Innkeeper.