Funny / Victoria Falls

• Sara Goldblum is revealed to be sleeping with a claymore mine to deter assassination attempts.

• The Commonwealth has just utterly beaten Victoria, only for Princess Katerina to show up. She is the daughter of Tsar Alexander, the man who fueled the death of Old America. For all the Commonwealth’s efforts to defeat Victoria, they can do nothing to defy a member of Russian royalty. So they must allow Katerina to come to Chicago to discuss… climate change.
  "You came to Chicago, through war-torn America, from Moscow, to discuss...climate change," you say.
  She nods again. "I did, indeed."

• At the local conference, the Californian delegate is trying to announce the overthrow of their Russian overlords only for the gathered delegates to be in chaos. So how does Sara Johnson bring order? SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-.