Funny / Van Halen

• Many of Dave's speaking breaks and the "Hot for Teacher" video.
  • "I brought my PENCILLLLLLLL!"
  • "I don't feel tardy."
• Also, his non sequiturs after the second chorus in "Unchained". The entire break in the song is a jab at the clothing choice of longtime producer Ted Templeman. It's Ted himself who says "C'mon Dave, gimme a break..."
  Dave: Eh-heh-heh-hey! One break, comin' up!!! (the song swells into the third chorus)
  • Most, if not all of Dave's talky parts boil down to CMOFs, in the end.
• The "music video" for "Everybody Wants Some!!" in the film Better Off Dead.
• The acoustic first half of "Ice Cream Man" may count too.
• Dave's isolated vocals on "Runnin' With the Devil."
• The kiss at the end of "Beautiful Girls."
  • Shortly before that, as the rest of the band continues singing and playing the song's chorus, we hear Dave trying to hit on a girl. One second, he's asking her for her name, and the next..."Hey, where you goin'? Hey!"

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