Funny / Twilight (2005)

The book

• Bella on Edward:
  "Stupid, shiny Volvo owner."
  "Stupid, unreliable vampire."
• Bella on rain:
  The birds were quiet too, the drops increasing in frequency [...] so it must be raining above.
• Bella in the morning:
  I ate breakfast cheerily, watching the dust moats[sic] stirring in the sunlight that streamed in the back window.

The film

• Edward is telling Bella what's on the minds of people at a restaurant:
  "Money... Sex... Money... Sex... Cat."
• Charlie tells Bella to bring Edward in as he cocks a shotgun.
• "...I had an adrenaline rush. It's very common. You can Google it."
• "This is the skin of a killer, Bella!" *sparkles*
• Bella accidentally whacking Jacob with the door of her truck as she first opens it.
• During the baseball scene, Bella (the umpire) declares Rosalie out. Rosalie's response is a very angry Death Glare at Bella.
• When Bella meets the family, they are making Italian for her. Before she walks in, Rosalie asks if Bella is even Italian, to which Emmett replies "Her name's Bella" in a 'duh' voice.
  • Shortly after Bella enters the kitchen, Emmett casually waves the knife he is holding at her.
• When Bella pepper sprays James, his reaction is to No-Sell the pepper spray with a look of mild annoyance on his face.